*twitch*

Just read some disturbing kid!fic involving, among other things, Vetinari, a mean woman, and a nasty case of something that ain't likely to even exist in Discworld. *keeps twitching* People, please! Vimes, sure, by a stretch of the imagination, I can see him as a father, but Vetinari? What alternate universe do YOU dwell in?

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